more awesomeness (reposted)

I know, regurgitation blogging, it's all I got time for these days. Yet these nuggets are too beautiful, too delicious not to go unshared*. With you. Yes, you in the back.

Fran Tarkenton on Brett Favre.

So awesome, thanks coolest dude named Fran ever.

*And what is up with the metaphor that went too far? I honestly can't say.

no words can explain

The amount of pain
That must be felt
That must be dealt with
By the girl with the golden mane

Ha ha.

But seriously, is this completely bizarre or what?

I just hope Betty doesn't end up eating too many turnips in an attempt to reprogram herself to associate Archie with dislike.

(You know which story I'm talking about, right? Yeah, you do.)

beautiful, delicate genius

Cross-blogging may be lazy, but there are some things that must be read, and there are many many things that I am lazy about. So, what better combination of these two elements than this, a list of all of Tracy Jordan's lines from Season 3 of 30 Rock, aka the funniest show on TV.

You don't even have to have seen the episodes (I shamefully missed two myself this year, though in my defense, we were in the UK at the time), just click, read, and collapse into hysterical laughter.

And, by the by, a sincere, heartfelt, and tragically belated happy birthday wish to the wonderful Ms Tina Chan - I mean Fey! Where did that come from?

zombies walk the earth!

Yes. It's true.

Also, apologies for the extended absence. Updates to come, I promise!